The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, the temperature gauge on the Evening Post buliding tells me it's 22 degrees outside. That makes it the hottest day in Bristol so far this year. So guess what our air conditioning has been doing in the office all morning...?
You can't possibly know. Anything you could possibly suggest would just be plain sensible in comparison to the crazy, crazy thing that the air conditioning is doing on the hottest day of the year so far.
THEY'RE BLOWING OUT HOT AIR!
It's hotter in here than it is outside. And it's pretty damn hot outside. I'm not joking! It's crazy, I tell ya. Just crazy!
And Jonsey's only gone and closed the blinds. It's bloody dark in here as well as hot.
