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JonnyStead


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You have all been wondering (probably) where our leader is over the last few days havent you?


Well he's been on one of his namby pamby training courses to make him a better person and to feel better about himself. This time they have been concentrating on -


Whicker


Javellin


Wearing black and striped lines to 'slim'


Ouija and


Flower arranging - Im sure he will tell us all about it soon!


Welcome back JDK YAY!



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Aodan


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That sounds like a pretty good day lol

Cept the whicker part. Alll that does is give you those little whicker splinters that you can't see, but you can feel and they hurt like mad.

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NateO


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Welcome back, dude.


Is this work related or a personal deal?



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bonniepirateanne


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i thought the jdk had infinite knowlegde.. why would he need more training?

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ddvmor


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Infinite is such a strong word.


I especially enjoyed the 'Whicker' section.  I learned how to sell a Barclaycard...


By the way, Stead.  You may want to take stock of your own abdominal swellings before taking the michael out of everyone else's, you lardass!



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JonnyStead


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Pfff I am sfeltlike compare to you jello-boy - (thats your sidekick name - you're my sidekick lol)

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ddvmor


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'Sfeltlike'?



I despair, I really do.  This may be the word you're looking for.


The relative functionality of our brains appears to reflect our comparative size.  To dumb it down to your level:  I is cleverer than you, stoopid.



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"Like Hans und Frans, I am no girlie man; I am so virile I used to code by plugging gold tipped wires into a plugboard of IBM unit record equipment (punch cards), or by poking holes in paper tape with a hand punch."


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-- Edited by NateO at 16:00, 2006-01-27

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JonnyStead


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ddvmor wrote:

'Sfeltlike'? I despair, I really do.  This may be the word you're looking for. The relative functionality of our brains appears to reflect our comparative size.  To dumb it down to your level:  I is cleverer than you, stoopid.
I was busy at work and took a chance dont mock me its not fair and the girls on the board will turn on you because they like me - and they dont like you...

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sharkjf115


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Did you all get back to nature in a banking type way.  No ties, possibly a pullover......


 



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