The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
command_z wrote: Hey...where am I and how did I get here? It all started on a warm spring day in November. Which was odd, baecause Spring usually falls around March...
...and I usually fall around 11pm depending on what I'm drinking.
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ddvmor wrote: Fallen or not - all you need to know is that it's good to be here!
After what I've been thru lately, it's good to be anywhere.
Just before Christmas I had a stroke, then a few days later my heart stopped running for a while, and then I had to have heart surgery. Like I said...it's good to be anywhere!
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I'm pretty good now. I lost all speech, both legs and right arm. I have everything back now. I can't play guitar anymore though. Right arm won't keep up with a strumming motion for very long. Six doctors can not figure out how I do not have any signs of a stroke, so I guess I am doing pretty good considering what could have happened. It's good to be conversing with you guys again!
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Thanks Sha! It's much more fun being on the green side of the turf.
The gadgets on ebay look interesting. I could use the defribilator to keep my own health in check, but I don't believe I'm limber enough for the other gizmo.
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i've just read the rest of this post for the first time - wow command_z.. sorry to hear all that ..glad you're better. keep up the good being-better-work!