The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
JonnyStead wrote: I wonder if you can buy those on Ebay? why yes! and here's the link if you want to buy it you can buy anything on ebay (apart from some alcoholic beverages and lethal weapons)
Fanatastic - i love this in the description
"I have pressed the two buttons on the pads and nothing happened" -
try putting them on your head and trying it - numbnuts...
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