The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hmm. One wonders which of cucumber sandwiches and Babraba Striesand one should find more offensive. Needless to say, it was the only way I could find to express my opinion of the subject on which I was opining.
GODDAMNIT that furious face was supposed to be at the end of my post not at the beginning, Vic please don't take that as a dislikeness of strawberry jam on bannana sandwiches...
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