Mick and Pat Fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money.

Altogether they had a staggering 50p.

Mick said "Hang on a minute, I got an idea" He went into the butchers shop next door and came out with one large cumberland sausage.

Pat said, "Are you crazy? Now we haven't any money left at all"

Mick said "Dont worry - just follow me," and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniels'.

Pat said, "Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in - we haven't got any money!!"

Mick replied "Don't worry, I have a plan - Cheers"

They had their drinks and Mick said "OK, I will stick the sausage though my zipper and you will get on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this pub after pub, getting more and more drunk - all for free.

At the 10th pub Pat said "Mate - I dont think I can continue this any longer - I am ****ed and my knees are killing me."

Mick said, "How do you think I feel, I lost the sausage at the third pub."