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ddvmor


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Ok - here are the questions...

1) Having been elected Prime Minister (or President), what is the first law that you would pass?



2) If you were to be stranded on a desert island, which 3 items would you want to take with you?



3) What is your favourite:
    a. band/singer (but not one with which you are affiliated)
    b. movie (no top-shelf rudies, please)
    c. book



4) If you on the menu in a top London restaurant, what meal whould you be?



5) What makes you keep coming back to the Jammie Dodger Bored Board?


 


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#1


 


1. Caravans will only be allowed on the road between the hours of 11pm and 6am.


2. A Bible, a lovely person of the opposite sex and a box of matches


3. a) Muse


b) The Lost Boys


c) Persuasion


4. A fat juicy fillet steak with a rich red wine sauce, on a bed of asparagus.


5. The great people!


 



#2 


 


1)         The freedom of information act to ensure that the people know exactly the decisions taken by those that WE put in power to run OUR country for us.


2)         Guitar bundled with a lifetime supply of strings, GPS based homing signal with a worldwide reach, A really big toolbag


3)         a - Bon jovi


b - Last of the Mohicans


c - Stupid White Men by Michael Moore


4) A heart warming soup


5) The nice people posting entertaining messages - I see them all as my children.


 



#3 


 


1) Ban smoking inside and within 50 metres of an entry or exit point of all buildings with the exception of private residences.


2)       pants, penknife, telescope


3)       a) Queen
b) The Shawshank Redemption
c) Northern Lights by Philip Pullman


4)       A filo pastry basket filled with a light chocolate mousse with a hidden fudge centre surrounded by swirls of warm chocolate fudge sauce.


5)       Feeling of caring and cameraderie


 



#4 


1)       Bring back free milk for primary school children (or at least subsidise it) with a free JD for each of them daily


2)       Swiss Army Knife, one of those clock work radios and a book on raft building


 


3)       a) Lemon Jelly


b) The Blues Brothers


c) Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash


 


4)       Steak in red win jus on a bed of mash With the works!


 


5)       The feeling of cameraderie and intelligent conversation - that and its better than work


 


 



#5 


1) English currency should be JD’s


2) Microwave, Portable Generator, and a Satellite phone


3) a. Queen
    b. Lord of the Rings
    c. VB.Net cookbook


4) (myname) a la orange


5) Just bored I guess!


 


#6


1) All the gribblies will be deported to the Isle of Wight


2) A large boat, someone to drive the boat and a fully charges satellite phone


3) a) The Offspring
b) Scarface
c) Bloom by Wil McCarthy


4) A really hot pizza


5) I'm hoping that the coolness of the regulars will rub off on me... 


 


***A LATE ENTRY***


#7


1) No people who are not on their lunch-breaks are allowed in town between 12 and 2 (they may spend this time in coffee shops if they desire)


2) Ray Mears, a Swiss army knife, a boat


3) I'm very fickle regarding these things, they'll probably change in the time it takes me to type them!


a. Savage Garden at the mo, but on the verge of changing my mind, maybe to The Jam


b. Shooting Fish /Pulp Fiction


c. The Shining


4) I'd be the pudding! Death By Chocolate!


5) I can only presume it's another symptom of my insanity


#8


1) Ban firearm sales

2) Case of beer, carton of smokes and a laptop

3) a) Phish
b) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
c) I’m sure it will be: VBA and Macros for Microsoft Excel

4) Rib eye steak.

5) I’m bored and the collaborators here are excellent


#9


1) Cull all badgers, their failies and their freinds.  And anyone who mentions them online.


2) Badger poison.  Badger trap.  Badger gun.


3) a) Anything without badgers in
b)  Anything without badgers in
c)  Anything without badgers in


4) Badger pie.  Cus the only good badger is a dead (and cooked) badger.


5) To get away from badgers.  But it ain't working...


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#10


1) Free milk for all over 25s


2) Bible, laptop, additional battery for laptop


3) a) Barenaked Ladies
b) Forest Gump
c) Jack and Jill


4) Steak cooked medium, served with curly fries and guiness mushrooms


5) As the top item in my favourites list, i often come here by accident



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Mitchell


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These are soooo hard

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I'm done. 


I hope you don't have quiet as much difficulty compiling the guesses as you did the answers.



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I hope you get mine right

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I ought to - I've known you sooooo long.

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I'm just hoping and praying I get yours right...all I have to do is look for the one that is the closest match to mine

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ddvmor


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NOTE:  There has been a late entry - I've added it to the profiles above!



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VicM


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I'm done!

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Joe


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Done - oh and i laugh at your foolish wishes for the freedom of information act - i look after the hospital website for such things and all i can say is

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ddvmor


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Freedom of Information.  I laughed too.  So naive...

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OK, so I thought now would be a suitable time to try & guess, but really I don't have a clue!  I think we should have open discussion, could be quite amusing!

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Quite right.....

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VicM


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So...


How many people put queen as their favourite band?



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I do agree with the free milk - perhaps we could extend this to free milk for all?

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Wihout sounding like I'm stating the obvious here Vic, but 2 people put queen as their favorite band.



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'twas a rhetorical question.

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Just testin'

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ddvmor


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I've only had three entries with the answers on - I think the best score so far is 5 out of 7...  although to be fair, one person sent their answers in before number 7 arrived!  Number seven should be considered to be a bad person.


Whatever you discuss openly, I'm only gonna count the entries that arrive in The Jammie King's inbox...



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Person number 6 - really hot pizza - is that like hot out of the oven or hot like chilli hot - HOT?

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ddvmor


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Another late entry for you guys.  I've stuck it on the end of the first post.  I dunno. I give you a whole week to get your entries in and whaddaya do? You wait until AFTERWARDS to enter. 


Still... on a different note - am I the only person here who thinks that putting an Excel/Access textbook as your favourite book is sad?


Anyone heard that exellent song Subquery from the band Derived Table.  It's great.  As is the movie Table Wars: Return of the Naming Convention!



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D you are soooooo funneeeee.



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sha76jam


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Am I the only person here that thinks putting an Excel vba book is a BIG CLUE?  (not to mention quite a giveaway law).  Darn it, I shall have to change my answers! 


Is no 9 a real entry or a second entry from someone?



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ddvmor


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Not telling....



 



Ow.  Stop twisting my arm!



 



Alright, alright.  I just made it up!



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sha76jam


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Thought you might!

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ddvmor


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Don't know if you noticed, but there's yet another late entry on the first post.  Cor.  It's lucky you lot ain't running the country!

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Lucky you're not, one thing you can say for the government, at least when they want us to do anything they do give DEADLINES!

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Susan


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Yes, but D is King and just has to decree something for it to be done immediately.

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ddvmor


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Perhaps I should point out that there was a deadline - I gave a week.  I extended that deadline to allow for late entries (cos I hadn't had many).  And no sooner had that deadline passed, I received not one, not two but three late entries!


Still they're all in now and none of us run the country.  You'll all have to put in new guesses, though, to accomodate the late entries!  Post 'em here rather than e-mailing them.  It'll be more entertaining!



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Are you sure?

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ddvmor


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Yes.

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