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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Inventive Swearing
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I like swearing, you may have gathered this, I find that it IS big and it IS clever


However .... I grow weary of the usual expletives and have taken to inventing my own.  Any you use in daily use that aren't really swear words?


Currently I like flanges, flangepuppet, felchweasel, aasvogel, jigger, kelp and clagger


I might invent some over the weekend


 


Yes .... I am VERY bored.



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BrianS


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My father-in-law is fond of a variation of "friggin'"......when he is really upset he uses "Frappin'"

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JonnyStead


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I like 'Blinkin'


 


oh and Feck but I didnt invent that...


 



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Obviously you've all noticed my use of the words 'bugrit' and 'basserd'.  'Fucknugget' is always nice.  I've always relished the sound of the word 'minge' and 'tagnut' or 'willet' often come in handy.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:12, 2006-01-06

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sharkjf115


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The missus and I were discussing the timeless and classic use of the word bollocks.

Like brown sauce on bacon that one.

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JonnyStead


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Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote:

Currently I like flanges, flangepuppet, felchweasel, aasvogel, jigger, kelp and clagger

Spunkbubble - mucuss muncher - sputum - rack -


But none of these compare to yours dude



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