The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, I was going to tell you, but on second thoughts, it'll be more entertaining if you guess. Clues? It's a firm commitment to do something in three months time; it's something I've never done before; I'd be almost guaranteed to die if I attempted it alone, but this risk has been almost completely removed, however I anticipate it will hurt.
Are you nude (added for Ben) mud wrestiling alligators, armed only with a slightly sharpened flip-flop, fuelled by Jagermeister and the desire to be Queen of the Louisianna Bayou?
Is it that?
-- Edited by Henglegert Rinkerdink on Wednesday 20th of March 2013 08:10:08 AM
Where did my reply to command_z go? Well, no to both of you, though, bizarrely, Hengle's response is closer than he might expect (think more clothes, less fighting & no alligators - the Jagermeister & queenly ambitions are options I could consider)
I know! You're going spelunking! Or rock climbing?
They don't hurt! Nope, am doing this: http://www.crossbay.org.uk/the-cross-bay-run. Not just a half marathon, but a half marathon with quicksand, and a tide that comes in faster than a galloping horse!
Oh, and so far it's definitely hurting; am aiming to gradually increase distance (kind of vital), which is fine, & speed (necessary to alleviate boredom) - worked on that this morning have felt all day.
Good for you! I hope you do well (meaning not die). It would surely kill me in less than 10 meters. Great cause as well. It really looks like fun even though agonizing. If you can, post up some action pictures of you kicking some butt!
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
Ha! That's grand if he wants to join me (& I don't mean just stand waiting at the finish line).
Talking of which, a) where is he? He seems to have gone AWOL & b) JDK, where are you? My mum's after a favour from someone handy with a camera in the Brizzle area.