The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, I blame Katie if anything goes wrong here...
This is the picture we're voting on. You may also vote from personal encounters, but only if you share.
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Edit: Hmmm, I do seem to have a problem with tags round urls for some reason, if anyone who actually knows how to use a computer would be kind enough to edit I'd be most grateful! Meanwhile do check out the 'My pants' thread for the photo.
Well, obviously I know some of your contact details, on account of being a professional stalker. The contents of your bin, in particular are very interesting...
Eh, that he could make up... everyone gets on well with my pets.. it's kind of a safe assumption that my furkids would like him... I have the only dog in history who tried to make friends with a statue of a horse... So if they can like inanimate objects, I'm sure them liking JDK isn't too much of a stretch
Oh, believe me, he'll start coming out wth detailed stories - I've been there, it's really quite disturbing!
You know those painted wooden models you get of things from farmyard animals to Laurel & Hardy? The quite big things (tried to find a picture, but not sure what to google for). Well they have a load out at a shop by me, Shad just didn't know what to make of them! He'd creep slowly forward then shy back when he got close, never seen him behave like that, was most entertaining!
Oh, believe me, he'll start coming out wth detailed stories - I've been there, it's really quite disturbing!
It's true, actually. I was swimming with Darwin just the other day. He tried to bite my arm of, but it turned out that he had no teeth and was actually very small, so he just kinda gummed my elbow.
Gotta say, that new tank might be bigger then the last one, but it's still a bit of a squeeze. Even Karma says so.