The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok. To quell the argument over what is and is not funny, please read the following CNN article: The world's funniest joke.
You will note that towards the end, it indicates that jokes involving animals are considered particularly funny. Badgers are animals. Therefore they are funny.
can i just take a moment to point out that the badger thing wasn't a joke - it was jut a piece of bad flash animation repeated over and over again along with a bad short 'song' repeated over and over again
quote: Originally posted by: "can i just take a moment to point out that the badger thing wasn't a joke - it was jut a piece of bad flash animation repeated over and over again along with a bad short 'song' repeated over and over again not a joke "
KT - I just cant believe you would say it.... I thought... there was a special bond... between us.... and the Badger! - It was great, go on admit it! (please?)
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We were at the Woolie-Walshy's house yesterday and they had a mug with a badger on - I was compelled to make the mug dance whilst I sang the badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!
quote: Originally posted by: "3 legged animals are funny..... they sometimes fall over...."
We saw a 3 legged cat trying to cross the road in Patchway the other day - we stopped for it - it was a bit slower than a 4 legged cat and you are completely right - it looked hilarious!!
My friend used to have a three legged cat called Cassidy hmm.