The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This stupid air conditioning system is crap, it's either boiling hot, or freezing cold, and some pratt keeps messing with the settings so it's always blowing cold...It's a wonder I don't come down with a cold or something!!!
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Thanks for reading!
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Our place is a bit like that. And despite the notices saying not to touch the thermostats, my idiot of a boss always insists on turning it up to 30 degrees if it's a bit chilly in the interview room. What he doesn't realise is that turning it up in one room pulls any warmth away from everywhere else so everyone else on the entire floor freezes their t!ts off.
Ahhh alas, a problem shared is a problem halved. I feel for you Sooty, it's damned anoying, and no matter how many times you tell the boss that he's doing it wrong, it seems to go in one ear and out the other.
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
