The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, today I will be talking about my pants. To clarify this a little further for our American friends, I am not referring the trousers that you routinely and incorrectly refer to as 'pants', but of course to the correct meaning of the word: underpants, knickers... you get the idea.
Anyways. I got a lovely pair of Superman pants as a christmas present from my ever kind and benevolent parents. And because I like you all so much, I took a picture of myself wearing them.
Prepare to be amazed:
Yes, I am indeed posing in my pants.
Just in case you are unable to make out the fine detail in this picture, I have enlarged the relevant part for your perusal:
You guys are all so lucky to have me as your king. Not many other people would share such a proud moment with you lot. No, no. There's no need to thank me. Just bask in the awesome glory of the Superman Pants!
Hmm. I find it interesting that Stead feels the need to turn a perfectly normal everyday occurence which he happened to observe into some sort of homoerotic fantasy. Perhaps there's something he isn't telling us...?
What happened was that Stead happened to walk through my back door just as I was loading my washing machine. Although the Superman pants had not actually been worn (other than for demonstration as seen above) I am in the habit of washing new pants before wear. So what Stead actually saw was me putting a pair of unworn(ish) Superman pants into the washing machine. If he chooses to build it up into a dirty little homosexual encounter in his mind, then we should pity him a little bit.
Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote: You know full well it's simply that he loves you, and fantasises about you. Don't mock him too much yet, he is clearly struggling coming to terms with his preference of the man love. Poor Skeletor.
This made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair and scared my kid
You know full well it's simply that he loves you, and fantasises about you. Don't mock him too much yet, he is clearly struggling coming to terms with his preference of the man love. Poor Skeletor.
Watch it beardy...
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