The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I saw an advert and thought of you guys... "Stripperella" Bravo 10.30pm:
Pamela Anderson voices Erotica Jones, an exotic dancer who is also a special agent fighting evil. When duty calls Erotica abandons her customers mid pole-dance to combat a legion of baddies. Created by Stan Lee (who's responsible for Marvel superheroes like Spiderman).
I'm not telling you to watch it, just looked like your kinda thing. Might be cr*p though - it is on Bravo.
