The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
With all the post count rivalry going on here I thought I would point out that though I may be quite a long way behind some of you, I beleive that quality is far more important than quantity.
Thanks mate. Sorry if my spelling is bad. Just been to a bbq - a bit worse for wear - lots of taking it in turns to make up cocktails - don't think I'll be in a state for conversation for a while.
Actually surprisingly not long. Darren reminded me about the tequila I'd been drinking and the really really dodgy cocktails that started going round at the end of the evening! Didn't even have a headache in the morning!!