The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Susan...I cannot last another day without you!!! say/do something, I need you. Hey, Susan, can I see a picture of you? if so, send it to alogondar@hotmail.com
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?