Stupid Job Title of the Month Award

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Stupid Job Title of the Month Award

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Tumbleweed herder...?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Real jobs JDK!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

So Distant Bell Tolling Co-Ordinator is out, then?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

That's a job that should be created; how else will we know to ring bells & light beacons in times of emergency?

To save confusion then, post a link to job ad.

November.

Henglegert Rinkerdink · Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

That is a pretty stupid job title and no mistake :) Mind you, I write software and I'm called a "Business Consultant" ... completely un-related. Hey ho, looks better on a CV :) These are some of my favourite stupid job titles:

Anti-Social Behaviour Co-ordinator - from Avon and Somerset Police. It's nice to see they are co-ordinating the yobs nowadays .... (I am making no comment about Police, you've done that yourselves)

Back-End Manager - Fnarr

Sandwich Technician - this was how Subway used to advertise :)

Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker - this is actually a job, but I'll let you guess what it is ... because I think the guesses would be funnier than the truth.

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

See JDK, that's how it's done!

I'm loving the thought of co-ordinated yobs - genius. Put them on the payroll too & you'll cut yoof unemployment while you're at it.

I know I've heard of the Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker before, am trying to actually remember, rather than googling it, though I may have lost that skill.

People should be aware of abbreviations too; yes, I'm talking to you, Sales & Marketing Directors.