The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You could never have been bad enough to deserve Darren's discipline. I've seen him dealing it out on the cats when they make a mess - he picks them up by the scruff of the neck and puts them in their bedroom and shuts them in for an hour!! I'm glad we don't have children!!
Now if I catch you pooing on the carpet right next to the litter tray - or if you jump up on the kitchen countertop and steal bits of the 3 day old chicken carcass - or if you jump on your brother's back, bite his neck and start to... er.... then I'll discipline you, Susan. Until then, I'm sure you can go undisciplined.
With so many Sticky threads around this one dropped to the second page. Imagine! Can't be having that when there's discipline and penitence being discussed.
that's for you Vic, for the warning.
and that's for you Darren for your forgiveness.
