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ddvmor


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Okey dokey.  how about this:


I'll create a filter theme of the week.  For example the Basserds filter currently replaces the word 'Basserds' with 'Basserds' and 'Land of the garlic eating surrender monkeys' with 'Land of the Garlic Eating Surrender Monkeys'.  Once the theme has been spotted and commented upon, I'll change it to something else.  Unless it's very funny, of course.


We shall continue until we get bored of it. 


Game on.



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sha76jam


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Can we ask questions/get clues?



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jaffa cakes

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it was just a shot in the dark i suppose

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Germans


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Turnips

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BrianS


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Dare I say it..............


France


hmmmm, now I'm stumped

French

-- Edited by BrianS at 22:02, 2005-12-19


double stumped

-- Edited by BrianS at 22:02, 2005-12-19

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ddvmor


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I turned off the french filter since no-one appreciated my humour.  Pff.


Anyway... no clues.  You can only spot it when you see it's effects.



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turd-burglar?

-- Edited by NateO at 23:24, 2005-12-19

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Hmmm, that didn't go very well...

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NateO wrote:

turd-burglar?
Hmm.  Some sort of freudian slip there, Nate?  Something you wanna tell us, maybe?

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bonniepirateanne


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Christmas

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brussel sprouts

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ddvmor wrote:

Hmm.  Some sort of freudian slip there, Nate?  Something you wanna tell us, maybe?
Erm, not so much...

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jammie dodger?

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ddvmor


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No no no no no no no.  And no.


Talk amongst yourselves.  It'll all come out in the wash.


 


 


 


 


...poor Wash.  He will be missed...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:37, 2005-12-20

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vimto, chickens, turkey, broccoli, cat litter, gas, central heating boiler inspector.

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ddvmor


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Er... no.  I would point out that I deliberately resisted the urge to use a festive theme so none of your christmassy tomfoolery, please.

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Testicles , gonads, grapefruit (evil), fetted, spanish, pube

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Mucus munching cucumber weasels monkey loving tick turds


 


This aint working - we should get hengle in on it...



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ah c.o.c.k appears to be one then!

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Fine, then swear words and member nicknames ahoy


cucumber, wang, tadger, penis, knob, cucumber, arse, flangeweasel, felch, felchpuppet, meat grinder, uphill, scallywag, muff, butter, batter, fanny, bob, gerbil, hamster, gere, arse, biscuits, bandit, packer


Any of those?



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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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OK, so we have c.o.c.k. and F.u.c.K.


So, and pardon my french on these: cucumber, shit, bollocks



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cucumber

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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The link is bad words for bodily parts and sexual acts?

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ddvmor


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Nope.

There has, is and always will be a filter on the more offensive naughty words.

That's not the filter you're looking for.

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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ddvmor wrote:


Nope. There has, is and always will be a filter on the more offensive naughty words. That's not the filter you're looking for.


You're no fun you know


Easter, Star Wars, Darth Vadar, Cats, Slade, Donkeyride, Bourbon, Garibaldi, Rich Tea, Digestive, Hob Nob


Stead, Torr, Jingle, Bells



-- Edited by Henglegert Rinkerdink at 15:40, 2005-12-20

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Top marks for Felchpuppet by the way.

Custard cream, biscuit, car, hat, semen, flange, ikea, bracket, cassock, thurible, sacristy, pope, catholic, trousers, shoes, bike, dog, hamster, gerbil, office, comic, batman

-- Edited by sharkjf115 at 16:31, 2005-12-20

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ddvmor


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I must confess that I, too was impressed by that torrent of filth and have made a note of the more inventive ones for future use.

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ddvmor wrote:


I must confess that I, too was impressed by that torrent of filth and have made a note of the more inventive ones for future use.


I'll give that a third...


rhubarb, bollox, cold, snow, hummer, corvette, seafood, France, soccer, jobbie. Yes?


Er, no...



-- Edited by NateO at 19:37, 2005-12-20

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