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Mitchell


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Where is everyone!!?!?

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ddvmor


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It's not you, mate it's me.  Or more sepcifically my odour.  I smell baaaad today.  Hence, no-one wants to share a board with me.

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Mitchell


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Here DD, try some of this:


Lynx Bodyspray Dimension



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ddvmor


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What's that then?  Deoderant?  You'll be telling me to have a bath, next!



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No Darren, please don't do that, or if you really have to, wash out the cat dung first!

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Not in my case Mitchell. I was 6 hours off of London time, now I'm 8 hours off, and I elected to sleep in.


Weird, the markets (e.g., NYSE) close @ 1:00 pm out here.



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Mitchell


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Wow Nate, thought I hadn't seen you for a bit... tell me though... how the HELL did you get over 500 posts!!!!???!!

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Hmmm, looks like my avatar craped out, and I can't be arsed to change it right now (I'm on vacation you know).


Busy week. Heading out on Vacation, work was a bit of a bugger. Then there's my commitment here to honor. And having a little trouble at a board I moderate that's been a bit of a work in process.


500 posts? I post like a bugger Mitch.



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Mitchell


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I was going to ask you what happened to your avatar!  Have you ever seen the Dilbert cartoon sketches, they're hillarious.


Hey Nate, you kinda a wiz with HTML, how would I post a link to a site, but have the link displayed as something else eg:  If I want a link to http://www.amazon.co.uk but I want it to appear as just Amazon, how would the HTML Look (presumably I'd have to click View HTML and edit it there to get it to work!)


Cheers



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Tester


Source: <A href="

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See the following:


http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/struct/links.html#h-12.1.1



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Yes do click on that Mitch. Change the text following the first closing bracket after the quoted url. You're in like a dirty shirt.

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Mitchell


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NATE!!! it bloody well works clap


But you see, while I can program VBA, VB, C++(with a bit of refreshing) etc..... HTML isn't something I've studied what exactly would I type, can you type what you typed to make it do that (including the address and display name) and I can then analyse it and change the bits I need



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Mitchell


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Amazon. Here's a test


 


Well... does it work?



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Mitchell


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WOOOOHOOOOO A thousand thankyou's Nate, I typed this:


<A href=http://www.amazon.co.uk>Amazon</A>.


and this is how it comes out!!!


Amazon.


From now on, i'll be known as LINK MAN



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First off, I know very little about html tagging. But, this one I can handle.


I'll use bars as instead of the real brackets, hopefully you'll see what I mean:


|a href="www.google.com"|Tester|/a|


N'est pas?



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You are welcome.

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Mitchell


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Sorry Nate, I think the order of posts got a bit mixed up and I ran off ahead!

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No worries, I was fumbling around a touch.  



Originally posted by: 
Have you ever seen the Dilbert cartoon sketches, they're hillarious.

Indeed, I was laughing my arse of the other day at one!



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Mitchell


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Dilbert Comics



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My dad is a big fan of Dilbert.  Does that mean it's uncool?

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