The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Never fear, I am here. I must have neglected to tell you I don't have an internet connection at work. There was so much else to talk about, so much else to dream about.
No, no my fault - I forgot you didn't have internet at work. I didn't reallise you weren't at work yesterday when I was honoured by your presence. Remind me which days you work dearest so I can prepare myself for those lonely days...
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds to shake the darling buds of May, and summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Well, I'm off to bed in a minute, nite nite, sleep tite
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Thanks King, since Susan doesn't appear to be bothered. I've just got back and afte only 5 pnts of Gui9ness I feel ok. I phope susan isn't mad in th e morining
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
You might feel ok, but the quality of your typing after those 5 pints is about as good as the quality of the text messages I send to people when I'm on a night out!!!