The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah. I read in the paper that there haven't been any riots, muggings or generally suspicious behaviour for days! they're think of making half the police force redundant if the lull contues.
Katie, come back - there are men's jobs on the line here - they have wives and chilblains and dogs and cats and bunnies that all need feeding - no jobs = no feeding.
Nate, you didn't play the game then where you had to get 10 bunny rabits by placing bunnys of the opposite sex next to eachother, and keeping them away from the electric fence and the meateors. It was posted on UA a while back.
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?