The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
What part of "Collect in person" would suggest that I want you to bid on an item if you live 300 miles away, tell me you'll sort out a courier & then demand I send you a different email address to send a PDF to from said courier? The courier's not going to go out & buy bloody packaging for the thing, are they now? Other people send PDFs on that email without a problem. This is way too much work for 99 effing pence!
Well, I never thought you'd be so unreasonable when I put in my bid for your dirty left sock. And when I did eventually get it, it didn't even fit. One star for you. Pah!
That's one star more than this bleedin' buyer gave me! I got a mail saying it had arrived, but no bloody feedback. This seems par for the course for ones where you put any effort in; never got any after refunding p&p to someone because they only lived 5 minutes away, so hand delivered within 2 hours of them paying - throw something in an envelope, chuck it in the postbox & you get lovely feedback!
Well, if you're stupid enough to buy things you don't want...
I now have feedback from someone who's failed to collect what they bought & paid for, or respond to my messages - go figure! (oh, & when you have then please let me know!)
