The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Whilst on your various Christmas Office Parties over the next couple of weeks, you much obtain a photograph of your main course and dessert. Post the picture here and we'll see who had the crappiest office Christmas dinner.
Since I don't have a job, I won't have an office party of my own. However I will be attending an office party for my mother;s company (It's a family biz). Does this count?
JDK, you're a bit late. My work christmas party was 4 days ago.
D'oh! Forge it, then. Or just describe it in laborious graphic detail.
JonnyStead wrote:
Me too dude - mine was well over a week ago...
Yeah. Whatever. Do I look bothered? Are you Kelly 'Olmes?
NateO wrote:
I'll be having Christmas parties, of sorts, throughout the month of Decemeber.
That's the positive attitude I'm looking for. None of this 'I've already had mine' pansy stuff! I mean, I had mine on Thursday night. I'm having another on this Thursday coming. So there.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about, problem-solving, not commiserating. If you've already partied for Christmas, party again, for Christ's sake, people!
Yeah, that's what we're talking about, problem-solving, not commiserating. If you've already partied for Christmas, party again, for Christ's sake, people! After all, it is the holidays...
After the party I went to, I don't think I could handle another one.