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Susan


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I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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Hey Ollie, I've just had an epiphany!


I suddenly realised that if I didn't want my mouse tail to keep on fouling round interactive PC Barney's arm and infuriating me by having to pull my mouse free every minute or so, I could move Barney to the other side of the shelf.


So I did.


And it worked.


My mouse tail no longer fouls on Barney's arm.




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Mitchell


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Susan, I'm happy for you, this truely is a time for a celebration

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Susan


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clap


That's generally how parties go isn't it?



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  Yep, bang on!

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ddvmor


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Oh.  You go to that sort of party do you, Mitch?


(can you get me an invite?)



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Mitchell


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Welllll.... DD, I duno... it is a very exclusive party, I'm not sure you would fit in!...

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ddvmor


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It ainb't a question nof fitting, Mitch.  Have you never heard the saying 'It's not the size that counts'?


Vic says it to me all the time...



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JonnyStead


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Thats OK DD I will invite you to one of my "Special interest" parties if you like - can you bark like a dog?

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ddvmor


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What sort of dog?  I have a full range:


'Yap yap yappy yap'


'Wuff'


'Rolf!' (honest - that's exactly what my mum's dog sounds like)


'GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWrulf'


'Woof'


'Bow wow'


'Wrolwrolwrolwrolwrolwrolwrolf!'



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Mitchell


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DD, someone with your experience as a dog obviously outweighs any of us!! perhaps this is one of the reasons you was chosen as king, or was it more of a self appointment, and impressed on the rest of us

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ddvmor


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Actually, I was never appointed or elected to the position of King.  I simply announced it and everyone accepted it.  Too late to do anything about it now, though.  I am the King!


Fortunately for you I'm not smug or egotistaical about it



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Susan


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