The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im sure dogs ate the same stuff, i had one in the 70's, it musta just been a 70's thing:
White Shite from the 70's
Ye just dont see em any more.
I kinda miss em, especially the ones that looked all sad, lying there all broke up, getting pelted by rain. Then the ones that no manner of rain could get rid of....
Apparently it's down to the diet dogs get. Back in the olden days.... most dogs were fed dry meal type food whereas now they get tinned food with jelly, the food is much wetter etc etc hence why we don't see the whiteness.