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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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Ok, I have a new game:


I shall pose 5 questions.  Each entrant should send their answers to these questions to my super-secret e-mail address: thejammieking@yahoo.co.uk.


Once I have all the entries in, I'll post a profile of each entrant here based on their answers to the questions and y'all have to guess which profile matches which Jammie Dodgerer.


I'll give you a week or so to get your entries in and then another week or so to put in your guesses once I've posted the pofiles.  The first Jammie Dodger to guess all the profiles correctly (or the JD who gets the most correct guesses in the time allowed) wins...


The questions are as follows:


1) Having been elected Prime Minister (or President), what is the first law that you would pass?


2) If you were to be stranded on a desert island, which 3 items would you want to take with you?


3) What is your favourite:
    a. band/singer (but not one with which you are affiliated)
    b. movie (no top-shelf rudies, please)
    c. book


4) If you on the menu in a top London restaurant, what meal whould you be?


5) What makes you keep coming back to the Jammie Dodger Bored Board?



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JonnyStead


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Replies sent my good man.

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ddvmor


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3 entries so far!  Lookin' good!


I think I timed this wrong, what with various members being absent.  I may have to extend the entry time...



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Mitchell


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for how long?

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ddvmor


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One more day...

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Mitchell


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From when?!?

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Susan


Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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Oh go on Mitch do it, you know you want to.  And everyone else who hasn't yet.  I soooooo want to know more about you all.

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Mitchell


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Ok, I've completed the questions and forwarded them to you DD

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Mitchell


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...but only cos susan wanted me to

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Susan


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I like your sense of duty.

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Mitchell


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Did you expect any less?

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Susan


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Not from you. 


I have to go food shopping now.  Want anything special?



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Mitchell


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Ahh, get me a Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle would you CUCUMBER SANDWICHES...Mmmmm


Thanks :CUCUMBER SANDWICHES:



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Susan


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I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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Ciao.

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Mitchell


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Drive safely CUCUMBER SANDWICHES.


 


I think we can safely consider this post hijacked



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JonnyStead


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Come on then DD whats the score with all this then?

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ddvmor


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Give us a chance - I've been in meetings all morning...


 


(meetings with doughnuts mmmmmm)



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Susan


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Didja save me one???

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Susan


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Is that my new new new nickname???


And why won't the food I've just bought fit in my fridge?
I think I have an anti-Tardis fridge.



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ddvmor


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Mitch - I'm looking at my inbox now, and don't seem to have your entry...  quick - sort it out!!!

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Mitchell


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DD seems to have this fettish about CUCUMBER SANDWICHES...


 


I'm sending my entry in again!



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Mitchell


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Right, I've sent it for the second time

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ddvmor


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Mitch, I'm simply ensuring that no one gets nauseous by censoring any offensive lovie-dovie-ness with somthing that no-one could possible be offended by....  Cucumber sandwiches.


It's a public service.  I'm providing it free of charge.


Still waiting for that entry...



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Susan


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Cucumber sandwiches are highly offensive when they've gorn orff.

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ddvmor


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They don't go off.  trust me on this.  I decreed it last week.

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Susan


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they do, they go all slimy.

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ddvmor


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But you can still eat 'em!

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ddvmor


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Still no entry, Mitch.  I'll try looking again after lunch.  I'm going to the pub.  I may be some time...

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Susan


Tickle me, Elmo!

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Hey Mitch, why don't you send it to me & I'll forward it on to D.

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Mitchell


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Not to state the obvious here, but if I send it to you, you'll be able to read my answers, then you will know what my profile is...



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