The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Keira Knightley? Yeah, I'm not sure what the appeal is. My little brother thinks she's great. I find her mildy annoying. Orlando Bloom is similarly annoying.
Johnny Depp however always puts on a great performance and it'll be worth watching just for that. And pirates of course. Pirates are cool. Better than ninjas, anyway.
ddvmor wrote: Keira Knightley? Yeah, I'm not sure what the appeal is. My little brother thinks she's great. I find her mildy annoying. Orlando Bloom is similarly annoying. Johnny Depp however always puts on a great performance and it'll be worth watching just for that. And pirates of course. Pirates are cool. Better than ninjas, anyway.-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:43, 2005-12-02
She's got a weird mouth. Like her teeth are too big under her lip, or she's got dip under there... it annoys me and I can't watch her talk without getting twitchy.
Orlando's good eye candy, but I see your point.
And Mr. Depp... oh lordy If I were a teenage girl again, I'd have to put my posters of him back up so that I could kiss them. He was made to play Jack Sparrow.
There's a Ninja vs Pirate movie trailer you just have to see.. once I find the link I'll edit...
She's got a weird mouth. Like her teeth are too big under her lip, or she's got dip under there... it annoys me and I can't watch her talk without getting twitchy. Orlando's good eye candy, but I see your point. And Mr. Depp... oh lordy If I were a teenage girl again, I'd have to put my posters of him back up so that I could kiss them. He was made to play Jack Sparrow. There's a Ninja vs Pirate movie trailer you just have to see.. once I find the link I'll edit...
So many things wrong with this...
Kiera is luvley - she is pert and pretty and pert
Orlando is spanner - a complete spanner - the only good role he ever played was in Troy because he got his arse kicked and it gave me a good idea of what it will look like when I get to kick his skinny little arse all round a large room full of rusty pointy things... (sorry)
Johnny Depp is a great actor - but as mad as a fish and frankly not as good looking as me... as you would know - if you had seen me in my films... ehum...
Im not jealous of those two chaps at all am i?
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As the only picture I've seen of you Darren must have taken from about half a mile away I felt it unfair to comment. Provide better evidence & I shall judge (though you should be prepared not to like the answer, the standard you set yourself against is very high!)
