The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I like to try and do something I've never done before as often as possible. Last night, I drove down a road in Westbury On Trym which I'd never been down before. Tomorrow night, I'm going 10 Pin Bowling - amazingly I've never been before - and today, I was sellotaped to my desk by a temp.
i've never met someone who has never ten-pin bowled before
Aodan wrote:
I re-caulked my bathtub! I've been little miss home improvement lately. I too have never met an adult male who hasn't 10 pin bowled before.. but bonniepirateanne got that one first
Well... you haven't met me. So you can't claim that as something new until you do!
I've played skittles quite a lot. Too many chavs at the bowling alley for my tastes.
I think it's closer to 18 months now. We'll have to think of something truly great for our anniversary!
Poor old Jackie's never met me. Shame really, cos I'm gorgeous.
Disclaimer: Dazza ain't gorgeous. In fact he doesn't even qualify as 'ok'. And he's far too geeky to be of interest to girls! Bigger arms than Stead, though and not nearly as mean!
... - and today, I was sellotaped to my desk by a temp. What was the last new thing you did?-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:38, 2005-11-30
Today is the first time I've heard someone use "sellotape" in a sentance, other than in a Douglas Adams book. I'm still not even 100% sure what sellotape is, but I could probably guess. A certain species of hedgehog, obviously.
Clear sticky tape. Sellotape is a brand name, but we call all clear sticky tape sellotape over here, just like we seem to refer to all vacuum cleaners as 'hoovers'.
My family's business is Tape and Labels, so we're not allowed to use brand names of tape. It's a mortal sin. So "Scotch" tape - is celophane tape (Scotch being a brand name of 3M, a major competitor..) They have lots of names for other tape, but I gave up once the names of "masking" or "duct" tape became 4 or 5 words long..
Oh, it's TAPE! Good thing, too ... I was wondering why the box of sellotape that I ordered wasn't moving or making any noise. I thought I they had killed my new pets in transit.
What you can'y see is that Karma has just widdled all over his boot. That expression on his face is the dawning realisation that fore the rest of the day he will be seen as that old man who smells of wee.
Aww Karma would never do that. She's the good one.
Actually, what you didn't see is that my pups are the two most hyper dogs in the history of canine existence. So, after taking 20 minutes to get them to stand still, Santa was about 5 seconds away from throwing down their leashes and quitting.
I went to my first wine tasting at the weekend, but as I had to drive into Bristol to watch Little Britain Live I could only swill while she knocked it back.
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I went to a wine tasting a whiles back... what you sayin?
That you're a poof.
Actually it doesn't apply to girls as poofiness generally equates to girlie girlness. And since you're a girl anyway, that's hardly gonna cut it as an insult.
if I wasn't driving I'd have been on the floor. There was none of this spitting shenanigans you get I can tell you. 6 reds, 6 whites, 1 champagne and 2 ports to try.
Add to the 20 odd bottles behind me already in the room I'm sitting in, it should be a cracking christmas!
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