The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Why sully this awesome vigil with mention of such fetid drivel, Kate, mate? Why would you do it? Damo must be turning in his... um... vestry mop bucket...
No, my wife was watching it! I was merely in the same room, thoug i do watch thw bits where they have to eat dodgy sh*t like worms and kangaroo bollox!