The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Strange tinnitussy problems also suck. Is tinnitus just a ringing or does an odd 'windy' noise count, too? And equally odd pressure changing sensations deep, deep into the ear...
By the way, Sharon... Working from home means resisting the urge to watch crap daytime telly and surf the net all day. Can you resist? Can you?
There was me thinking I'd be living the life of Riley. Ok maybe not, but after 4 working days at home I'm going mad. I have an urge to hoover. I must get myself of to a recruitment agency now.
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Strange tinnitussy problems also suck. Is tinnitus just a ringing or does an odd 'windy' noise count, too? And equally odd pressure changing sensations deep, deep into the ear... By the way, Sharon... Working from home means resisting the urge to watch crap daytime telly and surf the net all day. Can you resist? Can you?-- Edited by ddvmor at 14:17, 2005-11-28
It all counts as the same thing - sounds like an air pocket or summit though - try a hot shower first then try amputating your head...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Indeed. I have much sympathy for you. Noodle sucking is a delightful activity that we take for granted too often, whilst all around us there are unfortunate people who simply aren't fortunate enough to be able to indulge in the simple pleasure of sucking noodles...
If you didn't have noodle sucking, there would be no sucking like in Lady and the Tramp. Granted that is spaghetti sucking but we're going along the same lines here.
I've just drunk too much cherry coke. Now I have acid indigestion and that sucks!
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Finding out your flight is cancelled when you arrive at the airport on the busiest travel day of the year (aka this past Sunday).
Coming back for the next available flight the following evening only to have it delayed for 2 hours, resulting in finally arriving at 3 am Tues instead of 1 pm Sunday.
