The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh yes. A little bit of snow falls and with it comes our first media reference to 'The Big Freeze'. And the winner of the Annual First Big Freeze Of The Year Award goes to... the BBC Website! Oh, Lordy 'tis so cold.
Had snow for a apporximately two minutes in Wells. Does that count? Sun is shining here today, mind you I haven't been out yet so can't tell whether it's cold.
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Apparently this is only the start, they've been monitoring temps in the Atlantic Ocean that indicate what kind of winter we'll have and they still reckon we're on for a very cold one. So obviously the hawaiian shirt and shorts are on standby.
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