The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So the F rench have decided to blame the recent rioting on 'rap music'. Dunno why we didn't think of that...
F rench MP blames riots on rappers A F rench MP has publicly accused rappers of fuelling the country's recent riots with their songs.
It comes a day after 200 politicians backed his petition calling for legal action against seven rap musicians and bands it alleges have incited racism.
MP Francois Grosdidier told F rance radio it was no surprise youths "saw red" after listening to violent lyrics.