The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh, Katie. I missed the opportunity to say goobye to you proper, like! Oh well, on the offchance that you check the JDBB whilst over the Pond, I'll say it now...
Katie - Have fun! Only just had a chance of looking at this now - hope you're enjoying it - is it hot weather there now (I can never remember how the weather works out there - it's a big place - it's different all over!!).