The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It is now fixed, apparently. I will discover the truth of it when I get home tonight.
Do you know what annoys me? I'll tell you. Walking past a shop at 1.45 pm that has a sign in the doorway that says 'Closing at 3pm today' but is clraly closed... AT 1.45!!!
Yeah, I got to one o clock yesterday and decided to start packing all the stuff I wanted and then left at 3 with kev helping me load my car. My dining room is now full of stuff and we have guests at the weekend.
Oh the humanity!
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