The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No cheating. Take this cake personality test, then send this e-mail on to others. Pick your cake, then look to see what kind of person you are.
When you send this e-mail on, put your cake in the subject box above. If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following which would you choose?
OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!
NO.... you can't change your mind once you scroll down!
* Fairy cakes ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy things. A little nutty on occasion. Sometimes you need an ice cream at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being child-like and immature at times.
* Brownies.. You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you're quick to defend. A strong personality. You have a unique sense of humour and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
* Lemon Meringue... Smooth, sexy, & good with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to do more than one thing at a time! A bit of a diva at times, but you have a close circle of good friends.
* Vanilla with Chocolate Icing ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life, very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in annoying you, however, you are a friend for life.
* Strawberry Cheese Cake... Romantic, warm, loving and all round fun. You care about other people and can be counted on in a crisis. You tend to melt. You can be overly-emotional and blunt, cutting straight to the point at tmes.
* Chocolate on Chocolate ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life.
* Ice Cream... You like sports, but you prefer to watch rather than participate. You don't like to give up the remote control. You're straight to the point and no-nonsense and attract like-minded people. You tend to be self-centred and high maintenance.
* Carrot Cake... You are a very open, loving person, who likes to laugh. People enjoy your company because you make things fun without trying. You are very warm-hearted and a good listener, yet distinctly quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
* All or any of the above... You're just a greedy git.