The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Some fecker nicked my mobile from work on Saturday.
Still I did get it sim and imei blocked within about ten minutes of it going missing so there's some comfort in that.
On the up side of the weekend, I saw Harry Potter at Cineworld in Yeovil which seem to have a whole load of Jammie Dodger based adverts and animations. Very cool!
Joe
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I'm deeply suspicious myself. I have always been and remain of the opinion that there is no man on the inside, but rather an overly sticky raspberry flavoured plum jam.
Sandwiching a man between two bits of biscuit would just be wrong!