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Vic's making me a cup of tea.  She's just called in from the kitchen: "Wagon Wheel or Cheese?"


Which should I have?  I just can't make this kind of decision...



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It's ok.


I'm having both.


My wife luuuurrrrrvvvveeesss me!



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Aren't you the lucky one. She doesn't love me.

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I do love you Susan - if you were here you could have Wagon Wheel & cheese with a cup of team too!!

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She loves me.  Yum.  I'm on my way round!



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Second thoughts, can you send your hubby round quick - there's a spider in Natalia's bedroom & Simon's not coming home til late.


And it's moving.    <aaargh>



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i got biten by a poisonous spider once, had to go to hospital and onto strong anti biotics and everything


hehe, good story to tell now



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THAT'S why I don't like spiders.  I knew there must be some logical explanation - I don't do irrational!

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hehe, good story to tell now



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Nate, seeing a D hasn't turned up yet, fancy turfing a spider outa my little girl's room for me?

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Sure. Don't mind spiders so much. It's scorpions that give me the heeby jeebies. Damn, have to go to Tucson next week...

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Is a wagon wheel a chocolate cake sandwhich?

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http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/reviews.php3?item=8


http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=18


Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi!


 


 



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<groan> Good Attempt.  Must try harder. C+

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Yep, I have had 'em. My Grandparents keep a nice supply on hand.

Thanks Vic! And thanks for not putting a BS link to those God damned badgers!

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Lord have mercy!

Kristy's avatar is completely unacceptable. She's in for a serious bollocking!

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It's time for the men in the white jackets.

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bollocking: justified

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"Yep, I have had 'em. My Grandparents keep a nice supply on hand. Thanks Vic! And thanks for not putting a BS link to those God damned badgers! "

Happy to oblige!! (When I feel like it!!)


P.S. Thanks for the avatar fashion tip Nate man!!



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****ing ****.

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"Sure. Don't mind spiders so much. It's scorpions that give me the heeby jeebies. Damn, have to go to Tucson next week..."
Its Crickets that I cant stand - they usually carry guns and things.... every tried to restle one of those out of your house? it always ends in tears......

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cheese!

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You know, no men came round to help me yesterday in the end.  I had to do it myself. 
Imagine the scene - me in full metal jacket, body shield, gas mask, angling waders & bright yellow marigolds chasing the damned spider all over her room.


Not a pretty sight I can tell you!



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Did you get it?

Think the bug population will adjust with your spider no longer there?

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I did.  I was very brave.  So was the spider as I flung it out the window - it didn't scream or anything.

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