The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Actually, the tomato turned out to be quite nice. It was polite and respectful, even while I was chewing it. You can't ask for much more than that, can you?
Tomatoes just don't know their place...They belong in pizza, chili and barbecue sauces and nowhere else...If they get rotten, they can be thrown at Democrat politicians......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
...Ben
...Ben
