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ddvmor


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Cats Suck
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So it turns out that cats suck.  Rochester just hunkered down right next to his freshly cleaned out litter tray and took a wee wee right in front of me.  He just couldn't understand why I was less than impressed.  I kicked his arse, I did.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:32, 2005-11-15

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At least it was number 1?


He's just marking his territory, dude. But then, I guess you were as well, in kind... 


My territory!!



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ddvmor


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NateO wrote:

He's just marking his territory, dude.
No, no.  I pretty sure he was just being a f*cker. 

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cats ARE f*ckers, one near killed me dead when I was a baby by sleeping on ma heid,


then i had to babysit 2 kittens for my cousin, f**kers peed everywhere! Gimme a big dog any day!



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Cats, they're always scheming something I tell you.

Having said that, I've always wanted two, Ronnie and Reggie so they could go round demmanding cat food with menace from others.

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At least your cat hasn't made it a habit of peeing on your clothes. When BK gets mad at me she'll find my laundry and pee all over it. MK likes to dump over the garbage can and eat plastic, and Loki likes to take things out of the bathroom garbage and leave them around the house.

Jerks.

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ddvmor


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I'm still hoping to catch Rochester drilling behind the sofa...

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Does he use one of these?



That's my setup; it's pretty sweet!



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ddvmor


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Nah.  Sounds more like one of these:



I've never caught him at it, so I can't say for certain.  He assures me that it's just purring...



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Ah Eddie Izzard at his best.

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ddvmor


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Indeed.  He's the man.  I saw him in Cardiff last year.

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The ROCKchester is cool - and besides he owns the house... you only live there coz he wants you too!

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