...woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit.
...man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
...passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
...man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
...man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
...Kotex is not best thing on earth, is next-to-best thing on earth.
...man who walk through airport door sideways, going to Bangkok.
...man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
...man who go to bed with stiff problem, wake with solution in hand.
...man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
...man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy.
...it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
...man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
...war not determine who right, war determine who left.
...naked man fear no pickpocket.
...squirrel who run up woman's leg, not find nuts.
...the end of day is near when small men make long shadows.
...better to be ****ed off than ****ed on.
...woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot, not sanitary.
...couple on seven day honeymoon, make whole week.
...girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
...girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
...waitress who sit on leper's lap, keep tip.
...butcher who back into meat grinder, get a little behind in his work.
...man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, feeling nuts.
...man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.
...man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
...man with big mouth, beware of foot.
...man who fly upside down have crack up.
...man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion.
...shallow woman like man with short temper.
...man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.
...house without bathroom, uncanny.
...foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
...man who eat many prunes, sit on can for many moons.
...man who sleep with bitchy wife, wake with itchy trigger-finger.
...man with tight trousers, pressing his luck.
...man who throw dirt, losing ground.
...man who fishes in other's holes, get crabs.
...he who live in stone house, should not throw glasses.
...cow with no legs, ground beef.
...two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
...bird in hand, make difficult to blow nose.
...finding old man in dark, not hard.
...man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
...man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache.
...sailor who get discharged from navy, leave buddies behind.
...secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk.
...do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
...he who crosses ocean twice without washing, dirty double crosser.
...too many light bulb jokes, soon burn out.
...takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
...man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
...man who keep feet firmly planted on ground, have trouble putting on pants.
...man who sit on tack, get point.
...man who run behind car, get exhausted.
...man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
...woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
...woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom.
...support bacteria, is only culture some people have.
...man who marry girl with no bust, have right to feel low down.
...man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
...man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
...man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment, not get new key.
...he who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.
...even greatest of whales, helpless in desert.
...wash face in morning, neck at night.
...elevator smell different to midget.
...America good place for Chinese restaurant.
...no man is island, but some women are whales.
...he who have last laugh, not get joke.
...man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet.
...all men eat, but Fumanchu.
...he who eat crackers in bed, have crummy sleep.
...he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.
...wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
...he who sniff coke, drown.
...men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more.
...rape should not happen, woman run faster with skirt up, than man with pants down.
...man who throw away watch, wasting time.
...man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self.
...man who jump through screen door, strain self.
...man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor.
...man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose.
...man who sink in woman's arms, soon have arms in woman's sink.
...never trust man with short legs, brains too near bottom.
...soldier who go to bed horny, wake with dishonorable discharge.
...woman who put detergent on top shelf, jump for joy.
...woman who slide down banister, make monkey shine.