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NateO

Vice JDK
and Man of the People

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Date: Apr 27, 2004

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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back... "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..." __________________ You can't polish a turd

ddvmor

I am the Jammie King!

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Date: Apr 28, 2004

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I'm a lesbian, you know. I sleep with a woman every night! __________________ The King has spoken... But nobody listened.

bonniepirateanne

I ain't a Pirate and I ain't called Anne, but I sure am Bonnie!

(Mrs)

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Date: Apr 28, 2004

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__________________ current location: Antrim. I like it.

ddvmor

I am the Jammie King!

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Date: Apr 28, 2004

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That's nothing. My wife is gay. She sleeps with a man every night. (I'm so jealous...) __________________ The King has spoken... But nobody listened.