The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
at least when he does come back (presuming he does *sniff*) i think he'll be very proud of the way his game has progressed, we are on page 7 mitch! be impressed.
I can't say how impressed I am with the game, it's fantastic. Well done chaps (not to be sexist here you understand!! )
If yr all wondering where I've been, (I haven't been on UA yet so it isn't DD's signature Nate!) I have been incapacitated with my neck in a collar. You'd be suprised how much you CANT do when you have damaged yr neck, like putting yr socks on, and getting out of bed. Even sitting at a computer was agony, hence the absense.
It's good to be back!! I might have to spend a couple of hours catching up with the action!
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Joe got beaten up, Mitch damaged his neck, Sharon's had food poisoning - I'm outa here before a rat runs down my connection, bites me and gives me the plague!
Well, call me sad or anything, but I didn't want wireless, but I did consider it, so I have a network port in every room except the Kitchen, Utility Room, TV Room (though I would have had one in TV Room but I only have 8 ports), and obviously the Bathroom. Appart from that, I can plug my laptop in any room and have broadband access through a Netgear VPN Firewall Router, simple reason, you get more bandwidth through CAT6e than Wireless! Also, there's less chance of someone on the same street as you, piggy backing on your wireless connection!
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Good weekend. Hmmm. Dunno. I was alternating between a zombie-like state of parental toleration (i.e. 'Yes Mum', 'Whatever you say Mum' and 'Yes Mum, that's a hilarious story about the time when I was 3 and announced in front of visitors that I couldn't find my peanuts whilst holding my willy - and even more hilarious for the 63rd re-telling') and being asleep in the back of their car whilst being driven round various p*ssant little villages on Dartmoor that consist of a church and 47 gift shops. Also there was another asleep bit in front of various Eastenders/Emmerdale Bollocks/Coronation ****e omnibusses.
The opportunity to catch up on tons of sleep was very welcome. I've also now completed my Parental Quota for ths quarter. So that's good.
*sniff*) i think he'll be very proud of the way his game has progressed, we are on page 7 mitch! be impressed.
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