The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have to admit I have a soft spot for Celtic but was honestly hoping that Hearts can do something this season to break the monopoly and monotony of the old firm. I haven't seen the goals yet save that I know that Maloney's goal was special and Klos contrived to score an OG, however I still think he's better than Watteraus.
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I could claim to support Celtic because of Catholic leanings in my family from Ireland, but to be honest, I support them as they play in green, just like the mighty (ok, not so mighty) Plymouth Argyle.
Before the jokes start, we all have our crosses to bear, mine is to follow Championship football.
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