The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This is possibly the last chance I'm gonna get to come here today. How am I gonna manage without you guys? Help. Keep a vigil or something. Send me texts. Anything, just help me survive the day, please. Please?
Just incase you make it back i will be having ham and salami rolls, cheese and onion crisps and an apple and an orange - and then chewing about half a pack of miny chewing gum
not all at once - in that order, as you well know and i forgot to mention the pint of full fat milk (what is the point of the other kinds?) i will be having as well - before the gum that is
I'm at home writing assignments (obviously) - Marketing Communications this time. I've so far eaten a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes (Sainsburies' own - not Kellogs!) and a Mars Ice Cream.
For those of you that were worried that I wouldn't receive the nourishment required for the day, I can tell you that I am about to have a vegetabe cup a soup in my 'Old Fart's Wife' mug (yes D has an 'Old Fart' mug - we're very classy in this house!) and a WHOLE garlic bagette - yum yum (not sure about the cup a soup but it was in the cupboard and isn't out of date yet!).
Thanks KT. Crikey it's been a lonely old day. Having had Simon home (hard work) all day I'm now trying to install broadband, but it seems only to have loaded on my profile. Trouble is, before dinner I had the shortcuts on my desktop & no-one else's, now they've disappeared the little ba$$erds.
and i forgot to mention the pint of full fat milk (what is the point of the other kinds?) i will be having as well - before the gum that is
