The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I would like to announce a new arrival to the home of Sharon, Shadow & their housemate Jan.
She is a lop-eared rabbit named Willow who we adopted at the weekend. She is very sweet & friendly & was found in a car-park. She did have a friend with her, but he had to be put down (), we shall be trying to find her a boyfriend soon though. When I have pictures I shall post them.
Congratulations on your new arrival. What was she doing in the car park? Every-one knows rabbits can't park.
I, too have a lop eared bunny. She's a Mini-Lop, apparently, which means she's just about mouthful sized. She has a bit of an attitude and a liking for human flesh, which leads me to call her Hannibal, although her real name is Bit. (Rabbit, get it?)
My cats are scared of her. Although Rochester keeps sticking his paw into her cage when she's not looking - he tries to steal her toys.
I walked into the dining room this morning and Bitsy threw herself at me! I was obviously very scared by the itsy bitsy bunny wunny! Rochester ran away though! Elliot as usual didn't care and lay down in the sunny patch.
My hamster "Bob" has never bitten me or even shown any sign of it - its cause I handled him when he was an ickle boy so he likes me now - but doesnt seem so keen on Sally..... bless
Congrats on your new arrival!!!!!!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I can assure you the handling when little thing sometimes can be undone! Just wait until Bob is feeling a little under the weather and doesn't want your attentions!!
Bitsy was very good. Then she went mad. I took her to the vet just in case she'd had a stroke or something but apparently the bunny has behavioural problems (her friend died and since then Bitsy has been trying to exert her dominance over everyone and everything!). We have to punish her when she's bad - it's like training kids - except that you can't reason with a rabbit!