The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
DOnt know if this is the same everywhere, but whats the deal with drivers of black taxis having the names of their kids/wifes/dogs whatever written on the back of the cab??
I have a very interesting tattoo on my arm. It's a tattoo of my arm. It's very cleverly skin coloured, so if you didn't know it was there, you wouldn't see it. But it's there, oh yes!
my (new) husband (hehehe) tried to get his wedding ring tattooed onto his wedding ring finger and the tattoo artist told him it wouldnt stay on there so it was silly to do it
i'm kinda glad - the tattoo artist had a part of the male genitalia tattooed on his arm, that's a bit odd. dont do that damo.
Having worked in a comic shop I've seen some lovely tattoos on people. The best one being the slightly psychotic girl who has the rebel alliance logo on her leg. She scares me.
On the subject of taxis, there is a guy in Bristol who has stuck an exhaust kit on his. It now has 6 exhausts across the back.
Point of?
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