The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I chose it for two reasons. One because poo bins were on my mind, as evidenced in my earlier thread about poo bins; and two because I'm on holiday and you are not - so by comparison you life is like a poo bin, while mine is more of a household wastepaper basket.
