The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Just a quick note about dog poo, now. It's very thoughtful of the council to put up those red dog poo bins at popular dog-walking spots such as the one I found myself at yesterday evening.
Presumably there is a job out there, the title of which is 'Poo Bin Man'. You can picture the conversation when he gets home from work.
We also have these poo bins. Ours are green and actually resemble trash cans. They are not strapped to trees like the one pictured. They are a can with a bag bin above them. The bag bins have free poo bags you can use.
