The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
And another quiet day we are having without the King here talking nonsense.
I'll share some excitement.
I got into a car accident yesterday. Not bad just a dented door and front fender. I live off a busy street that people like to park along and block visibility. I pulled out into traffic (that I thought was clear). I tried to make a left and got broadsided at a low rate of speed. Just waiting on the insurance people to call so I can get it fixed.
i dont think that we should give the king the pleasure that we need him for the board to run
oh woe brian, i'm sorry to hear that - i got in an accident once, it was something to do with a tiny country road and me being on the wrong side - dang the difference b/w the usa and uk sides of the road
And another quiet day we are having without the King here talking nonsense.
Nonsense? Pfff. I'll have you know that I only impart the highest quality inanities to you, my Jammie subjects. You are the fortunate few that are privy to my internal musing on many interesting subjects.
Speaking of interesting subjects... my mother asked me to peel mushrooms today for her stew. Peel mushrooms? I've never heard anything so bizzare in my life. I ain't never peeled mushrooms and I don;t intend to start.... oh, ok... I caved and peeled them. It's my mum. She has this... look.
Zem YN3B wrote:
Jolly Dumb Knickers
This was a good one. And strangely appropriate for resaons I don't care to divulge
bonniepirateanne wrote:
i dont think that we should give the king the pleasure that we need him for the board to run
Less cheek from you, young lady. You're a ball and chain now. Her indoors. A 'The Missus'. Behave like it!
i just Just Don't Know
